when ack was being built trench collapsed onto construction worker. >> it took dozens of rescuers hours to recover the victim. kai reed has more. >> we spoke with the homeowner tonight who happens to be a police officer. he is devastated about what happened. he explained how a crew arrived at his home for the second day of constructing his deck when everything went very wrong. >> we were building a simple deck. >> construction workers were in the backyard working on chris wilson's new deck when he heard desperate pleas for help. >> the guys heard him scream for help. we ran over and tried to dig him out. and theman's coworkers police officer could hear him

yelling from under the dirt. >> a second guide jumped down the whole and try to dig him out. we got him out and make sure it would not collapse more. >> due to the time that is involved with rescuing an indivial, we almost knew immediately that it would be a recovery effort. >> first responders took 3.5 hours to recover his body. a crisis team met with the -- firefighters and neighbors. >> a difficult scene to process. very emotional and very distraught. >> police have not released the construction worker's name. they are investigating to find out what happened.

>> a teenager is charged with abusing two children inside a baltimore city rec center. the 16-year-old allegedly abused the children in the 5000 block of east eager street. incidents happened on august 6. the teen has been charged as a juvenile. >> a plea from the mother of a man stabbed to death inside his northwest of more home. murdered. i need to -- the public to come forward. i need your help. toine robinson died after being stabbed in the stomach. police have released a sketch of the subject. metro crime stoppers is offering up to $2000 for information

leading to an arrest and conviction. >> father of a man shot and killed by a sheriff's deputy over the weekend says he is not angry but he is -- wants more information. the shares office said after breaking into a snowball stand and charging at a deputy he was shot. he died of his injuries the next day. was kind of behavior completely out of character. his son was high on drugs of the time. it is not clear if he was armed. >> at this point we believe the deputy was in fear and fired. >> i have to give the benefit of the doubt to the police at this time erie it i want to know all the details of why that threshold was crossed. >> the medical examiner will

conduct a toxicology test. the shots who fired is on administrative leave. >> closing arguments are set to begin in the perjury trial of a police officer. he in vote his fifth amendment right today. he told investigators he was in the downtown baltimore county -- parking lot when someone shot him. prosecutors say he shot himself in order to elect workman's come. the man charged with the cannibalistic killing and harford county played guilty to hest-degree murder today but will not go to prison. he will continue undergoing psychiatric a hospital. kinyuadge ruled that was not responsible. >> there is a time when he will released back

into society. i do not think that is going to be any time soon. that is always one of the concerns with a disposition like this. >> he also pled guilty but not criminally responsible to attacking a morgan state didn't with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire. >>rosecutors are waiting to see if a military judge will sentence army private bradley manning to 60 years in prison. the recommendation came during closing arguments. 20 -- het convicted on was convicted for leaking documents to the wikileaks website. >> state police a they need your help to catch a pair of suspects targeting convenience stores on the eastern shore. police say one suspect distracts the employee while the other takes money from the office. the pair have written -- gotten

-- with several thousand dollars worth of cash. city police say they are still making links between a group of robbery suspect in a recent rash of street robberies targeting smartphones. the are charged with targeting early-morning weekday joggers. fend off her to attackers twice. these -- thised group to at least several other attacks. reporteliminary federal reveals the driver of the tractor-trailer was on his first solo trip in the u.s.. the ntsb said the truck driver

employed by a canadian carrier told investigators he looked in the driver side mirror because of lights and sounds. when he looked back traffic had stopped but he was not able to avd hitting the car. 's investigation continues. the mta expects to release its report in the next couple of weeks. >> enteral sequestration cuts are putting the brakes on maryland's economic recovery according to an economist who called recent job cuts troubling. kerry cavanaugh has more on the new numbers. >> the national on implement rate dropped to 7.6% erie at its lowest level in four .5 years. 7.6%. 4.5ts lowest level in years. latest statistics

released paint a different picture. particularly in maryland. >> we asked about 1000 federal jobs but the bulk of them were the private sector. these could be federal provideors that everything from i.t. services to janitorial. that number is still below the national average. maryland is one of 28 states which sought job losses and an uptick in the unemployment rate. the timing coincides with the end of the fiscal year when many government contracts expire.

he says the silver line is that many of those newly laid-off workers have enough education and experience to rebound quickly. >> they are highly educated and they will either start on that company or find other lines of business to focus on and make up the difference. >> he predicts local businesses will feel a trickle-down down effect as consumers tighten their budgets. the maryland department of labor, licensing, and regulation say despite a disappointing month, maryland has made significant progress. ,his july compared to last year jobs have grown by 39,000. >> here is one bit of good money news. while the jackpot may not have been sold in our state, lottery officials said to winning second-tier tickets were sold. each of them worth $250,000. they were sold at utah market

dolefield food market. >> the new school year is just around the corner. we take you to a pep rally for the teachers, the parochial school version. alert you do not want to miss. managing to shoot the best shot of prince george. moving backer heat in the stretch and. the insta weather plus forecast is next.

students in frederick and prince georges county headed back to class. the archdiocese of baltimore prepare their educators with their annual convocation this morning. kim dacey has details. >> the hall was packed for the annual high school convocation. >> this is a day when we invoke getholy spirit and when we the new school year off to a great start. >> it has become an annual tradition. educators met -- with archbishop william lori. we have close to 2000

people in the same room who come together for the same purpose. to educate children and shared gospel values. >> it refreshes them and gets them back into the swing of things. >> we all have that summer is over feeling. when you listen to the speakers and the energy they bring and seeing a the staff and meeting the new friends. >> the eye -- the opportunity is to new people to reacquaint yourself with. i think it engages the community not just at our school system but as part of a larger system. >> the archdiocese is focusing on expanding some of their programs.

administrators hope the teachers and staff leave with renewed passion. >> the archdiocese is operating on roughly the same schedule as other public schools. return august 30 six. .- 26 >> lyme disease is 10 times more common than previously reported. in maryland -- maryland is one of the states where many cases are reported. 300,000 americans are actually diagnosed with lyme disease every year. previously the agency said the number ranged from 20,000 to 30 thousand. the cdc surveyed labs and reviewed insurance information to come up with this new and better estimate. lyme disease is caused by a bacteria transmitted through the bites of infected deer ticks.

symptoms include headache and fatigue. it is treated with antibiotics. dykeo knew that dick van had a twitter account? tweeted a picture of a burned-out jaguar on the 101 freeway. passersby stopped to pull them out. he was not injured. -- not injured, treated, or cited at the scene. >> the royals just released the first official photos of rents george -- prince george. his dad took pictures in the garden. lothed he did a omore snoozing. meet sunny.

the dog arrived today. obamas say they are making a donation to the washington humane society. >> late afternoon update to the almanac shows the temperatures bumped up another degree but still ended up eight degrees cooler than normal. significantly cooler than normal. 85 would be typical. in 1914.d high not quite as cold as it has been. 71 over at rock hall. westminster at 68. even western maryland at the 60's so there is a change taking place, turning more humid. over the course of the two days

we will feel the typical warm and humid conditions of august return. right now it is a clean sweep. all the way down to the coast. some fog may form as we head awn.rd d looking at high temperatures, scorching hot in the southwest. at 97.k minneapolis at 88. even burlington at 85. we are in the last pocket of cooler than normal fall-like air centered on the mid-atlantic. that will drift away as high pressure builds over the region. our temperatures will go back to normal if not a couple of degrees above normal for a few days thanks to the strong area of high pressure building in from the west. this front will continue to fade away but it is generating some storms the to the south of us. there is a slight risk, less than a 20% chance of and isolated thunderstorm.

same thing on wednesday. some spotty showers made rate out but generally dry. -- breakout but generally dry. into theis dropping warm and humid air and that will increase our showers thunderstorms chances especially thursday. sunny to cloud -- partly cloudy waves are less than a foot. in the western maryland mountains, storms start to pop up even on wednesday out west. eastern shore, we get today's with lasix summer weather. feeling a little bit muggy. coastal areas with lots of sun. highs in the 80's. some scattered thunderstorms on thursday. highly cloudy skies tomorrow. 88 and humid on wednesday. there is a chance for under

storms. andfront boost through cooler with lots of sunshine. >> it is not time to turn in just yet. giving us the rundown on what we can expect a late-night. >> as the orioles begin the most crucial stretch of the season, they do not hit any better than i speak tonight. it closed in against tampa. -- a close game against tampa.

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>> the o's had their chances. 15 hits for the orioles but only three runs. a 4-3 loss. and celebrating his 31st birthday with three hits. gap in left-center field. and in the bottom of the third, underneath this one and heading into the farthest part of the park. just barely hits it off the top of the wall inches away from a home run. tied at 2-2. and facing chris tillman. a two run home run. 4-2 rays.

he getse, not close, his home run. they cannot close from there. no fabulous finish for the birds. losing 4-3 to tampa on the night. are saying my line before i give it that there are good things happening for people out there. our guys were in gauged. it is a frustrating locker room right now. a now that he has to serve 105 -- a 105 game suspension for using amphetamines. the latest story could finish them off. baseball gave him a choice to accept the suspsion or face additional punishment for evidence linking him as a

iowa genesys customer. biogenesis customer. third preseason game is the last chance to get some positive traction before the season begins. number 84 returned to practice after suffering a hamstring injury. he is starting to feel a lot better. the ravens know what torrey smith can do. clark will see gameow time. joe flacco has a lot of players. he has to get comfortable with and not a lot of game time left to do it. >> you can see them starting to land and gel. sharp.t two periods were

it takes work. you see them out there throwing early to dallas. he does the same thing with stokely. every time they pop up you see him take a couple of extra throws because they are trying to get accustomed to it. not only that but a lot of our young guys as well. >> the ncaa does not make a lot of decisions but this time college sports governing body made an adjustment that does make sense. stephened originally rhodes was ineligible to play foot all from middle tennessee state because he played in a recreational league while in the marines. a military inter-murrell league. ramural league. they reversed their position. ofe has now all four years

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>> summer is coming back. a little warmer and more humid morrow. could even touch 90 in spots. scattered under storms moving into the picture. that could be tricky for football in the evening. >> lightning is the concern. >> it clears out in time for friday and the upcoming weekend. thursday, it is right there in the middle. kick off on 11. >> a 40% chance of storms. >>

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nice to have you all. you know, i have been learning more about the this nsa spying scandal. what are the odds that the only emails and phone calls the nsa didn't listen to are anthony weiner's? what are the odds? [ laughter ] you know, i love how two years ago when weiner resigned, he said more embarrassing pictures may come out in the future. [ light laughter ] do you know how he knew that? 'cause he went home after that and sent them. [ laughter ] that's how he knew. that's how he was able the to predict the future. [ cheers and applause ] well, did you hear weiner's latest defense? he said, "what politician doesn't send out junk mail?" okay. [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] you know, i know we are all used to seeing vain politicians. we just don't need to see their veins. okay. [ laughter ] that's the problem. anyway, after admitting to sending pictures of himself to

a woman a year after he quit congress to supposedly seek treatment, he now says it's all in the rear-view mirror. [ light laughter ] well, that's something you don't want to see, huh? [ laughter ] bad enough seeing his junk on your iphone. [ screams ] anyway, he was texting under the name, carlos danger, which is a little confusing. you know, we put together a a song to maybe explain the whole carlos danger, anthony weiner thing. take a look. ♪ born in brooklyn ♪ he was one of three ♪ joined the congress down in washington, d.c. ♪ ♪ married huma but things went wrong ♪ ♪ when he got caught texting pics of his schlong ♪ ♪ carlos ♪ carlos danger ♪ aka the "peter tweeter" resigned from congress much to his dismay ♪ ♪ said he's done with his tweeting sexting ways ♪ ♪ ran for mayor and he did it once again sent pics of his weenie to some more women friends ♪ ♪ carlos carlos danger what the hell is

wrong with you ♪ ♪ carlos carlos danger ♪ ♪ no one wants to see your junk but you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: yes, that's a lovely, lovely song. lovely. [ applause ] i love this. after weiner admitted to still sending out photos of his privates, eliot spitzer pointed out on wednesday that he has not been with a prostitute since 2008. eliot spitzer now claiming the moral high ground. don't you love -- [ laughter ] and that's a great campaign slogan. "eliot spitzer, whore-free since 2008." yes, yes! [ applause ] there you go. ♪ well, we are not immune out here. the mayor of san diego, he is involved with his own sex scandal. today, a third woman came forward to accuse san diego mayor bob filner of sexual harassment. and this mayor filner, he doesn't get it. like today, he said, "wait until you see woman number seven."

[ laughter ] this guy is mayor of san diego. he's acting more like the governor of california. that's the problem. that is the problem. [ laughter and applause ] anyway, in royal news, economists estimate the royal baby will pump something like $400 million into the british economy. in all due respect, i think it's time for barack and michelle to get busy. okay, maybe kind of help out. yeah, yeah. [ applause ] here's some happy news. the vatican has announced that the late pope john paul ii will become a saint after they approve one of his miracles, where he cured a woman of severe brain injury. which is pretty impressive. not as impressive as the miracle of anthony weiner still being married, but that's impressive. [ laughter ] that's impressive. [ applause ] and pope francis is in rio for youth week.

today, he was greeted by over one million brazilians on copacabana beach for the annual blessing of the thongs. that was quite interesting. [ light laughter ] this is interesting. in his speech earlier this week in latin america, the pope told the people to give up the false idols of success and money. that's the same thing nbc just told me. [ laughter ] ♪ [ applause ] and speaking of that, congratulations to our own jimmy fallon. he and his beautiful wife nancy, they had a new baby girl this week. [ cheers and applause ] they had a baby girl. congratulations, jimmy. and did you see how nbc announced it yesterday? take a look. >> our very own jimmy fallon had his baby tuesday. the "late night" host and his lovely wife welcomed a little girl into the world. nbc made the official announcement outside 30 rock in new york.

>> o yea, o yea! on this day, jimmy fallon has sired an heir and future queen of "late night," winnie rose fallon. [ bell ringing ] [ applause ] >> jay: and sources say the yankee slugger alex rodriguez could be banned for life for his involvement in the latest doping scandal. imagine watching baseball with no a-rod. it would be like watching the yankees during the playoffs. [ laughter ] nfl teams began reporting to training camp this week, where the players learn the basics to get them through the season. you know, bail bonds, alibis, plea bargains. they have so many legal issues you have to deal with. [ applause ] what do you think of this? west virginia's korey harris has been kicked off the team after he was arrested for first

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: all righty. welcome back. we have a great show for you tonight. she's an academy award winning actress starring in the new woody allen film, "blue jasmine." the lovely cate blanchett is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] also getting terrific reviews, in the powerful new film "fruitvale station," actor michael b. jordan will join us as well. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. these are two great actor movies. these are really terrific films, both of these. and later, two-thirds of one of the most popular groups in music history, the dixie chicks, selling over 30 million albums. [ cheers and applause ] emily and martie are here, court yard hounds. [ applause ] all right. now, tomorrow night, katy perry will join us. katy perry will be here. [ applause ] and from nbc's "sunday night football," cris collinsworth will drop by as well. now folks, as you know, the country continues to recover from tough economic times. we thought this would be a good

opportunity for a few of our audience members to have a a fancy meal. but they have to earn it. this is america. we don't just hand things out. [ laughter and applause ] this is "meal or no meal." ♪ >> jay: all righty. you are about to meet three people. all of whom have a special talent, but not that special. but, is it good enough to win a a free meal? it'll be up to our judges to decide. let's meet our judges. from the tbs show, "sullivan and son," say hello to actor and comedian, steve byrne. steve! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: also a good friend of ours, wonderful comedian. the star of amc's "showville," alec mapa. alec! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: and making her 18th appearance on "the tonight show," one of the funniest comedians working today, kathleen madigan! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jay: thanks, you guys. thanks for being here. we have some talented people in our audience i'd like you to meet. let's say hello to the first one, where is ashley grisham? ashley? hi, ashley how are you? good to see you. [ applause ] >> good, how are you? >> jay: where are you from? >> i'm from arlington, texas. >> jay: arlington, texas. and you're living out here now? what are you doing? >> yes. i'm finishing up an internship. i will be jobless as of tomorrow. >> jay: oh, really? >> yes. >> jay: what are you going to do tonight to earn a meal? >> well, i'm going to do something a little bit special with some plates and some sticks. >> jay: some plates and -- do we have plates and sticks? >> plates and sticks, right here, jay! [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: there you go, ashley. do i need to get out of the way? go ahead. all right. ♪ okay. that's one plate. i'm going to take a wild guess and say you're going to spin

plates. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] okay! all righty. i'm sure the job offers will come rushing in now. [ laughter ] but did she earn a meal? steve, what do you got? >> well, i gotta say, when you said, "i'm doing something special with plates and sticks." you are next to two asians. and they assumed you were probably eating. [ laughter ] so, that's a let-down. [ laughter ] just for the sole fact that i heard she's a spinner. and i thought something else. i'm gonna say no meal. i'm sorry. >> jay: no meal! >> no meal! [ audience aws ] no meal! [ audience booing ] >> jay: alec? >> well, you're looking for a a job. well, if you can do that while spinning yourself around a a pole, you'll have a job in no time. [ laughter ] in the meantime, have a meal! >> jay: a meal!

[ cheers and applause ] all right -- let's see how this sisterhood thing works out. kathleen? >> this is what people did before cable. [ laughter ] "i'm so bored i'm going to go in the kitchen and spin stuff with my feet." i couldn't do it, so i say meal. >> jay: meal! [ cheers and applause ] let's see what the meal is. here we are. oh! dinner for four at planet dailies l.a. and the farmer's market. you'll like that. >> thank you! [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: there you go. very good. where is patrick gunderson? >> that's me, jay! >> jay: patrick! how are you, patrick? >> i'm well. how are you? >> jay: where are you from? >> i'm from chicago, illinois. [ applause ] >> jay: chicago. what do you do there? what do you do for fun in chicago? >> i'm a psychologist. i work with teenagers. >> jay: what is the talent you're going to do to earn a a meal? >> i'm going to be laughing without smiling. >> jay: laughing without smiling. i didn't think that was possible.

all right, you ready to do that? >> sure. >> jay: go ahead. >> okay. [ laughter ] [ laughing ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jay: all right. [ laughter ] all right. yeah, yeah. all right. steve, what do you got? >> uh, i'm just a little -- i'm having flashbacks right now. 'cause you honestly remind me of my wife in bed. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> i'm okay with that. >> blank on the outside, laughing on the inside. but because you're a chicago boy, i gotta say meal. [ applause ] >> jay: let's go to alec. >> i don't know.

it's kind of creepy, right? [ laughter ] it's like finding a clown under your bed in the middle of the night. it's like a bad ventriloquist act, which is redundant. [ laughter ] no meal. [ audience aws ] >> jay: no meal. apparently he found a clown under his bed at one time. kathleen, you're the tie-breaker. >> he's my nightmare as a a comedian. there is one of him in the front row at every show. [ light laughter ] i'm like, "i know he's having fun. i hear it. but look at his face!" [ laughter ] but i'm impressed, and i laughed when he was doing it. so i say meal. >> jay: meal! [ cheers and applause ] okay. oh, here you go. >> beautiful. >> jay: dinner for four at fleming's prime steakhouse in chicago. i have been there. that's fantastic. >> wonderful. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: all right, one more. adam schill. >> that's me! >> jay: adam, how are you,

adam? >> pretty good. >> jay: where are you from? >> i'm from columbus, indiana. [ applause ] >> jay: columbus, indiana. what do you do there? >> i'm a realtor. >> jay: realtor, all right. pretty good. did you come to earn a meal? >> i hope so. >> jay: you haven't missed too many, apparently. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] comedy is often cruel. [ laughter ] now, what are you doing to earn the meal? >> i'm gonna do something interesting with a light bulb. >> jay: something with a light bulb? do we have a light bulb? >> indeed we do, jay! [ cheers and applause ] let's come on down! all right. now if i may, just to show that this is a working light bulb, it is a real light bulb right there. take it away, jay. >> jay: what are you going to do with the light bulb? >> i'm gonna do something very interesting. i'm going to eat it. [ audience groans ] >> jay: you're going to eat it? eat a light bulb. >> you might want to step back.

>> jay: all right. [ drum roll ] [ crunching ] [ audience ohs ] see, i wasn't lying about that missing a meal thing. [ light laughter ] [ audience groans ] um -- let's go to steve. >> i'm cringing when it's going in. >> jay: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i'm going to say meal. [ applause ] >> jay: meal, all right. alec? >> so, what i'm getting is you're a light eater. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] meal! >> jay: meal! all right. kathleen? >> i love you.

this is finally a man i could cook for. [ laughter ] "what's for dinner, honey?" "i don't know. eat the furniture. i'm busy. [ laughter ] i'm busy! i have things going on." yes. he needs real food! a meal! [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: a meal! let's see what we have for you. all right. dinner for four at the hard rock in indianapolis. there you go, my friend. >> thank you. >> jay: all right, be right back with cate blanchett. thank you, judges! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] a man. a man and his truck... and a broken fence... and a lost calf. ♪ and the heart to search for as long as it takes. and the truck that lets him search for as long as it takes. ♪ the all-new chevy silverado.

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